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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

The Wesht

As you may have noticed the gap between the previous post and the one before that was a full four months - the casual observer might believe that nothing has happened to me worth blogging in the time between, but the keen blogging expert will know that this is highly unlikely.


It’s Web 2.0! Everyone is a star, everyone produces content, and everybody is a publisher. By blogging standards I would have to be dead to not have events in my life exciting enough to blog (and that very death most certainly would have been blog-worthy).

So the cat is out of the bag – I’m lazy and just didn’t write anything. Neither about my visit to Ireland’s Wild West, nor about my nephew visiting from Germany (he brought along my sister and her husband) - and that so briefly after the grand post on resolutions. At least I kept these resolutions when it came to taking pictures – so I feel it my duty to you and the beauty of the Wesht to share a few of those images…

As previously indicated, my friend Ilana (for the whole international story check the last post) visited me in Ireland a second time over Easter. Both being the religious people that we are, we ventured on a pilgrimage to the far west of this island – the dry Connemara, the famous Aran Islands, and the Ring of Kerry.

I still don’t have a car – and as detailed in my last post, the public transport in Ireland is pretty much a non-option – so Ilana rented a car that would take us around for the long weekend. It turned out to be a brand-new (and I mean: BRAND new – only 50km on the clock) Open Corsa. Ferrari-red, zippy, pseudo-sporty – and ugly as sin. We aptly dubbed it the “RUB” – Red Ugly Bitch – on the spot before moving it a foot.

First stop of the trip was Galway, the capital of the west. Highlights here were the Kennedy park (one of the least attractive parks I’ve seen in a while) and the drinking water quality…. Or non-quality. It turns out that the surrounding cities had dumped their sewage for decades into the fresh water reservoir – and now after this continued abuse the water quality had degraded to a level that made it undrinkable. Public announcements even declared it illegal to serve ice cubes in drinks at local pubs. I’m sure the bottled water industry thrived. We left.

After a drive through the dry and desert-like Connemara, we arrived in Clifden, where we were to spend the first night in a small B&B. The Mallmore House turned out to be a beautiful B&B just outside the city, with small but beautifully equipped (Victorian?) rooms of which some also sported nice views on the Atlantic coast.

The next day took us to the Aran Islands – apparently world-renowned for the Aran Sweater (which is now produced somewhere else, but still delivered here to be sold to tourists). The Islands are also home to some old defense structures and churches – and by renting a bicycle (cars aren’t allowed on the island, save for a few for the inhabitants) you can quickly get to all those sights. If you aren’t used to riding a bicycle (as neither Ilana nor I were), you’ll know every muscle in your butt the next day.

After the Aran Islands we headed along the coastline to the Burren (of which we – truth be told – didn’t really see much of at all). En route we passed the “Cliffs of Insanity” featured in many famous movies, most notably “Princess Bride”. They had another name too, but I already forgot that. We spent the night in a small B&B in Corofin - that was most likely run by the chattiest woman ever - and that night once again enjoyed the menu and bar of a local pub (while I gave way to the cravings for a steak, Ilana had a salad or something equally unimpressive. Needless to say that she let me pick up the bill…).

From there we headed through Limerick (also known as “Stab city”) towards Kerry and the Ring of Kerry. Wikipedia says about it: “The Ring of Kerry is a tourist trail in County Kerry, south-western Ireland. The route covers the 170 km circular road (N70, N71 and R562), starting from Killarney, heading around the Iveragh peninsula and passing through Kenmare, Sneem (!), Waterville, Cahersiveen and Killorglin”. Before closing the ring we turned south and made our way to Cork, where we were to spend the last night of this trip.

Cork turned out to be a surprisingly nice city – we had a room reserved in a hostel on the north side, just minutes from downtown and the pub scene. Our quest for a restaurant to get some dinner was only moderately successful - our choices were 45 minute wait for a table or going to “Cpt. America”. The burgers were not bad though.

The last day took us back towards Dublin, only interrupted by a few stops at sights here and there. The highlight of those being the Rock Cashel – another quick except from Wikipedia: ”The Rock of Cashel, also known as Cashel of the Kings and St. Patrick's Rock , is a historic site in Ireland's province of Munster, located at Cashel, County Tipperary.The Rock of Cashel served as the traditional seat of the Kings of Munster for several hundred years prior to the Norman invasion, though few remnants if any of the early structures survive.”

After that is was pretty much all motorway all the time until we made it back to Dublin. I got a drop-off service at my door, and Ilana proceeded with the RUB – aided by her John-Cleese-voice-powered GPS – straight back to the airport.

This trip’s pictures as always on my smugmug site.

Guds hjælp, Folkets kærlighed, Danmarks styrke


I’ve been to Denmark before – at least I think I have, after all when you’re about 8 years old you tend to take everything your parents say at face value (unless it’s “No”). For all I know I could have been to the Netherlands instead!

As you may remember, my friend Ilana from Australia, whom I met in the USA and went to Cuba with (and who recently visited me in Ireland… again) is now working for Microsoft in Denmark. What better opportunity to visit our 55% income tax neighbor could I possibly have? None, exactly. So last Friday afternoon I hopped on an SAS flight to Copenhagen to inspect the Kingdom of Denmark once again!

Denmark is an hour ahead of the Republic of Ireland, so the 7pm flight got me to the Københavns Lufthavn (airport) a little after 10pm. As promised my friend Ilana was there to pick me up; as me, Ilana doesn’t own a car - apparently the Danes like to tax behaviors and things they want to discourage (of which smoking appears to be not one of them), so they tax private cars for example north of 300% of the purchase price. It’s a good idea not to buy one.

If this would have been Dublin, the late arrival would have meant either waiting 30 mins for the next Aircoach (a privately owned bus service) to take me to my neighborhood, or dropping about €30 on a Taxi downtown (yes, Dublin has indeed no rail connection .. or any public transport to speak of.. that connects the Airport to the city). But luckily this wasn’t Dublin. Or even like it at all.

Just outside the terminal doors is an underground train station in which an S-Train was sitting, ready for departure heading downtown. Shortly thereafter we changed into the subway, and mere minutes after I had exited the baggage reclaim area, we were already in Ilana’s neighborhood. Copenhagen reminds me why I like large European cities. By and large, that is.

The next day was reserved for sightseeing – having not been here in ages, I had virtually… actually none whatsoever memory of anything. I’m sure I had seen the Little Mermaid before and looked upon the wondrous palaces and statues… but then again, maybe I was too busy eating ice cream and stealing candy instead (‘”sweets” for my Irish readers).

The 4 hour walk through the city gave me lots of opportunities for pictures and coffee stops, and I learned a great deal. Here is an excerpt:

  • The mermaid is on her 3rd head
  • The Danes believe that their flag fell from the sky
  • Smoking in cafes is perfectly fine
  • Alcohol isn’t nearly as taxed as in the other Scandinavian countries
  • Don’t buy the roasted almonds from the stand near the mermaid
  • The princess of Denmark is Australian
  • All the kings are called Frederick or Christian
  • The Danish prince could probably seriously kick Prince Andrew’s butt
A showing of “Blades of Glory” in original with Danish subtitles and some cheap but seriously good pizza concluded the day. The next day we slept in way too late, so that after a great breakfast in a smoky café I made my way back to the airport.

Oh yeah, pictures are - as always - on my smugmug account.

And the title is the motto of Denmark: The Help of God, the Love of the People, the Strength of Denmark